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1.
Do you base your characters on real people?
As opposed to what?
2.
Should I download The Professor or simply read it online?
That, my friend, is not the agony of choice; it’s the agony of agony.
3.
Is The Professor a long read?
23k words. But at the rate of nine minutes and twenty-three seconds an hour one hardly notices.
4.
Are you open to translating The Professor into other languages?
Yes, I would love to have it translated into English.
5.
Is there a sequel?
Not far-fetched. Near-fetched.
6.
Do you accept reviews?
Only favorable ones. We are committed to balance.
7.
May I quote you?
Are you authorized to invoice?
8.
Why 1564?
The year The Prince was promoted to the Tridentine Index. It had made the list in 1559.
9.
Are you really from the third world?
Is there a fourth?
10.
Between Moonshine and Falley, who does President Trump resemble the most?
Tracy.
11.
Tell us about your pigeons.
They are best served sautéed. Au vin.
12.
Are you optimistic about the future?
Go ply your trade elsewhere.