The Professor Parody
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By accessing this site, you agree to the usual, opaquely transparent terms. Ideally, they should go on for pages and appear in fine print. Let us assume they do, and spare each other the hustle.
Bureaucratese, we know from history, has long made opacity a virtue. Today’s bureaucratese, however, achieves an unprecedented feat: it uses “clear and transparent” language to obscure. It is written in squid ink—HD.
—The Professor, IV